It’s a high bar to hurdle Luke, but this might be the most embarrassing Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen.

fuck him up socrates

Luke:

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Athletes wearing branded apparel and saying a slogan in brief video clips, you say? I’m very sorry I’ve missed out on watching that, it sounds like a terrific way to spend time.

This is my favourite excerpt.

An eagle almost dropped a dead rabbit on my mom’s head.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Creating an email account for the kid and each year, you send them an email about how awesome the year was and all the amazing things they did and so on, and when they turn 18 you say “oh hey, here’s something for you to read”, that’s one thing, because it’s just between you and your kid and no one else at all.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

It’s not behind his. It’s him, it’s his reflection.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

No, I’m saying that it’s gross for a nominal journalist to suggest that a business should exploit free labor instead of paying for it.

i have forwarded these comments to tim marchman at your university.

Reasoning with them hasn’t helped anything, treating white supremacy like another idea at the table is what got us here.

I say “gif,” like “gift” but minus the t. The g stands for “graphics,” which is not pronounced “jraphics.” I don’t give a rat’s dick what the inventor of the format says; almost literally nothing could be less relevant than that.

No. This guy is a pictures guy, not a linguist. Creating something that uses an acronym does not give you license to bend the rules of language.

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.