Please join me in taking over the unoccupied bird-watching sanctuary known as Busch Stadium in protest of this unacceptable overreach by the federal government. #daddysworeanoath #spon

Thanks Jim!

Her?

3 vs. 3 Basketball

Leftover ham “muffins.”

What does she mean by children’s books? Like Harry Potter YA stuff or like some crap for smaller kids that won’t even appreciate it like I will and haven’t done shit in their entire lives to deserve it?

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

We’ll see in 9 months if he made good on that promise.

I think it’s a little irresponsible to not use the full name Dagenham and Redbridge. Such a fantastic name.

Desmond’s only real error is his failure to realize that if he simply changed his uniform number to 22, he would likely have the highest-selling baseball jersey in the history of South Africa.

Oh man, that’s crazy! That picture is from all the way back in ... the early 2000s...

Does this mean it's curtains for the rockets?

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

Your last pun was, what, 6 days ago? This one came just in time. 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

Wow, that’s ironic.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

All I took from this article is that Barry tells his cat all about his day.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

Dude it’s not his job to have stuff thrown at him.