Mark, sweetie, today is Saturday, not Friday. I feel you, though. All day yesterday felt like Saturday for me.

I think it was sarcasm? Not positive but pretty sure.

Everything needs more Titus Andromedon.

At least we can rest easy knowing that there is no Entourage 2.

Calm down Albert, no amount of space goo laced condiment consumption would cause such drastic streamlining of your digestive system. Any cells in your stomach or intestines that become contaminated with space goo would probably die. or maybe become cancerous. clearly this is not the terrifying problem your are…

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

A white person vouching for another white person not being racist would NOT go a long way. All it does is make the voucher look like an apologist. That's PR 101.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

But Jim Irsay's conduct getting caught with pills, a wad of cash, and driving erratically isn't "detrimental to the team"...right.

Yeah, who the fuck does Babe Ruth think he is, anyway?

no way tho, deadspinners are wayyyy funnier.

I hardly feel as if 33 votes is a large enough sample size for a definitive answer on this poll.

It's like he decides what to wear in the morning based on how racist it will make him look

Oh gosh, silly me

Mayweather: "Call me"

Yeah, this is garbage. Every one of the highlights on this site is the same tired old stuff. Guy does something with a basketball or something, Whoop tee doo. Maybe if there were a live penguin instead of a ball, I'd rate this a 3/10.