Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

Bills fans would prefer to stay down south where it's nice and warm and a little smelly and perfectly sized to slide your han—oh, I've lost focus.

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

I seriously doubt that there will be a dumber response to this story, so I want to make sure you get the recognition you deserve.

As they say, Cardinals fans are the classists in baseball.

Wait how are $110 fucking SWEATPANTS "mid-tier"?? Am I drunk right now and not reading that correctly? Tell me someone filled my work water bottle with vodka and that people with money haven't just lost their damn minds again.

We must preserve the caricatures, people! It's the only way we can honor the noble savages!

Sure, but ultimately, success depends on the performance of Blake Griffin and Chris Paul. You know, the Power/Point combination.

"Roger Goodell can not put a sentence together to save his own life," says the source. "He's awful."

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Because it's an important part of herself, and she doesn't want to constantly have to hide that part of herself from those closest to her?

Drake is not bored. He simply dropped his cell phone in Nicki's formidable bum-crevice and is wondering how to retrieve it.

Wait what? I don't remember that.

Ryan then did things backwards by using feet for sex instead of walking around

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

#rockytop

As a stats girl I'm sad your comment is so high cause your maths is off. Approx 95percent of all prisoners are male yet 50% of population is male it ends up being around 6/100 which is indeed about 1 in 18.......3/100 is 1 in 33 which is still very high tbh. The numbers are real people, denial will get you nowhere.