After looking at the pictures you can read the article.

I used to do hair and...ew

RESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM STARTS AT HOME

ARE YOUR WRISTS SHOWING, TOO??

The point is that dudes want to take the opportunity to tell us how big their wieners are.

There’s a Chinese buffet opening near my house. Bet it’s for that.

Not buying it. She’s actually the mastermind of the whole thing. She’s the sixth robber! She’s wearing the uniform and the Buzzy Bee Gang traditional colors!!

I hope for the sake of the nation that one day, the Green Party will discover that sarcasm does, indeed, exist.

Getting a lot of mixed signals here in re: your status as a clown.

Are you telling me all the time and money I spent at Clown College were for naught???

Clown Forest is America’s least visited national park.

More importantly, the authorities should be warning the children not to eat any food offered in the clown forest. For if they do...

Arby’s.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE SAW TED CRUZ!!!???

It’s not just about appearance - without lips, you’re going to have a hard time eating and drinking. You may end up with a gastric tube to eat and those things can be a nightmare to manage. You might need a trache to breathe. The medical management of someone with severe facial injuries like this is expensive,…

It is an eating disorder, plain and simple. Cue the trolls who will tell me everyone had a choice to eat what they want in 3,2,1....

I eat mine over a plate so I can slurp up the mayo/tomato juice at the end. This ain’t my first rodeo!

This is the ONLY piece I found relevant on Jezebel this week, which of course merely speaks of my own passion for this largely unrecognized triumph of a sandwich. Hats off to you Kelley. You always keep things fresh, real and tasty here. Btw: my own preference: if your sandwich does not start getting a bit 'sloppy'…

And don’t refrigerate your fucking tomatoes.