How the FUCK did this dude bring in a prop gun that just happened to be a knife!?

How’s the saying go, “Fuck around and find out?” He talked shit and refused to apologize. He’s pretty lucky that is all that happened.

There’s no law against calling dead people that. Mother Theresa can’t even do anything to me now!

I’m glad the petty shithead fucker Chappelle didn’t get killed, so I can continue to call him petty shithead fucker.

Shiloh looks very much like a man to me

I don’t buy that weak, sleazy evasion of responsibility at all. Alcohol doesn’t “make you do stupid things,” alcohol brings out the inner stupid in you.

My dad was an alcoholic but somehow he never committed hate crimes while drunk. Funny, huh.

Alcohol does NOT change your underlying character: any prejudices, your interest (if any) to lie/steal/cheat, etc

Oh God I’m going to Hell.

Yeah, I don’t get the Southwest hate either. Bags fly free, fares are reasonable and I’ve yet to be in a fatal plane crash, which is my No. 1 priority, so I keep flying with them.

In SC? They strap a note to dozens of basset hounds and let them loose in a trailer park. The note says “if you’ve captured this hound, then you’ve won a brand new gun rack for your ‘75 chevy” and when a couple dozen of them show up to collect, they make them sit on a jury.

Flying sucks. My job used to be 50% travel (all coach) so I think I can say that. The fact that American, Delta, USAir, etc., act like you should feel fucking privileged to set foot on their flying influenza-buses just makes it worse. Southwest’s attitude of, “Yeah, we know this kinda sucks so we’re going to have…

Sorry if this is superficial and weird, but her hair looks good. We could have had a President with normal fucking hair.

Onion Crunch sounds like a type of cereal that should never exist.

Watched Grave of the Fireflies 17 years ago, I never had the balls to watched it again.

It’s mildly less heroic to see so clearly how unconcerned the dog is while in that headlock.

Kind of makes sense. They fight w their back feet until they get close enough to grapple. So, he was fully expecting a kick and instead got a weak right hook. I’m sure “WTF?” was exactly what he was thinking. Like if you squared up in a boxing ring and the other guy approached, hands up, then kicked you in the…

Trump isn’t awful because he has orange hair. Chris Christie isn’t a fuck because he is fat. Bill Cosby isn’t gross because he is walleyed. Ann Coulter isn’t a terrible person because she has a horse-face. Yet any post about any of these people is going to yield comments about their looks.

I’m gonna be the first person to say that age is just a number, but it’s like our generation (I’m 33) gets so much shit for being awarded participation trophies (seriously, I was only on that t-ball team for the pizza and brownies at the end, I was five I could give a fuck), being “special snowflakes”, being…

I became obsessed with ‘mee-maw’ and ‘pee-paw’ after watching Boardwalk Empire. I don’t have kids, but I refer to myself as ‘mee-maw’ when I’m talking to my cats. My exciting life.