Is 1 9 7 5 his locker combination? If it's a year, shouldn't it be MCMLXXV?

I'm so glad the doodles I drew on myself when I was 10 weren't permanent.

Yes. I generally followed this recipe but over time have changed it to add a teaspoon of vanilla and just mixed everything in a blender all at the same time, let it chill, and then put it in the ice cream machine. Add some rum toward the end for a Banana's Foster vibe. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-…

I make it out of avocados occasionally. Taste is similar to bananas.

Either I'm immune or I don't understand what a hangover is. I barely drank in my 20s and 30s, but since my mid 40s (now 50), 4 drinks without dinner, or 6 with isn't that unusual if I'm out with friends for the evening. Other than waking up with a mouth like a cotton ball the next morning, I don't recognize that…

I like your workaround.

The thing I thought was interesting is that he wanted the instagram account to see photos of them. I apparently don't use mine correctly, because I don't have any photos of myself on it.

The house I designed and built when I was 29 and single has 420 sq.ft. of dedicated storage space. Limekillerette has that filled with the same kind of things, and laments that I didn't have a woman back then telling me that wasn't enough.

Wait til he starts wrinkling his nose up at at you and getting all defensive like our beagle when we try to take something away from him. FYI it takes about 6 months for a bit thumb to heal completely.

This may be elsewhere in the comments somewhere, but nobody left grenades on the bed. Those are the kid's headphones that he lays down as he gets up to see what the noise is.

We have one theater near us that is allowed to serve alcohol, and prices are pretty typical non-dive happy hour. $3 beer, $4 mixed, $5 wine/martini. Popcorn still requires a mortgage.

Thanks. So does the coverage normally include things like everyday birth control pills, those little subdermal matchstick things, sponges, etc. covered?

Toxin elimination, sheesh. It's called peeing.

You probably know this, but just in case, I'll clear it up. They choose the Bible as the book they do not question because they believe it to be the literal word of God. Not just what some ancient men wrote down, but the honest to goodness word of God that through His inspiration, they wrote down. And you're right…

Just like Michael Jackson.

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking."

"I haven't always had a thing for redheads, but sure developed one after seeing a stripper named Scarlet once." Better?

That's just a little mayo that was on her seat in the deli.

Someone in the know, please fill me in on this. My conservative, tinfoil hat, no sharia law, FB friend posted that of the 20 forms of birth control covered, Hobby Lobby only objected to 4, and will continue letting their plan cover the other 16. When I asked her what those were, she didn't know. She just got it…

After growing up with Whopper's after church every Sunday, I have a soft spot for them, yet haven't had one in probably at least 5 years. It kinda sounds good for lunch today. Do church groups and high-schoolers still sell little coupon books good for free Whoppers?