Giggly bits or jiggly bits? Then again, sometimes I giggle when I see them jiggle, so either works.

How does one check for serial litigousness?

My dad has discovered this problem. Renters let someone live with them that aren't on the lease, and then won't leave and won't pay when the authorized person moves out. The only way to get them out is through formal eviction which can take months. He also had an acquaintance that had been foreclosed, and offered…

Can I put a "I know I left my keys in here somewhere" caption on that picture and send it to my friends?

I think in many places if you were pulled over and only registered a .07 the cops might let it slide depending on circumstances

You're a male what? Are you a human, llama, cat, condor, or some other species from the animal kingdom? Maybe Ferengi? A female adult human is most properly referred to as a woman.

Sounds like a scene from one of my favorite movies, Grand Canyon.

Thanks. This Kindle Fire has left such a bad taste in my mouth, I'm leery of any android tablet as a result. I know from occasionally using my gf's iPad how smooth it's browser runs, but hate to spend that kind of money.

Thanks. This Kindle Fire has left such a bad taste in my mouth, I'm leery of any android tablet as a result. I know…

Are these significantly better than the first gen Kindle Fire? I have one of those and want to pull my hair out every time I want to browse the web, it's such a frustrating experience.

Are these significantly better than the first gen Kindle Fire? I have one of those and want to pull my hair out…

This is the same kind of parent that's going to be offended when the doctor, in assessing the safety of homes with children, asks if guns are kept in the house.

For my wedding I'm hoping for no more than 4 guests (none of which are family), rolled up pant legs, wet sand between my toes, and a beachside bartender who makes a good mojito. Fortunately, I think MsLimekiller will be on board with that when she decides she's ready.

My dad, grandfatherly age to a millennial, leaves business related voicemails that just go on and on and on and on. I've tried to impress on him to be brief and let the followup call take care of the details, but it hasn't helped. I'm sure in many situations, the thing cuts off before he's even done. He considers…

Ticks can be good icebreakers. After a day out camping, hiking, canoeing, etc, pair off and inspect each other for ticks.

It's just a nuisance to me. And it's too messy to apply on my balding head, so I also have to wear a hat when I'm out in the sun. My stupid Northern European proto-human ancestors went and turned white and it's come back to bite me.

So, basically, it's homeopathic sunscreen.

Just for my uninformed male self, where is a waist size of 37.5" measured? I wear a 34" waist in pants, and find it hard to believe that I'm not bigger around than the average American woman.

Dang. /hangs head in shame/

That Sia can sing that well laying face down is pretty amazing.

That's an old comic! I bet a lot of Spidey fans today wouldn't realize that a "boner" used to mean a dumb mistake.

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