Chicken breast coated in hash browns sounds kind of fantastic. I think it's worth giving a second try.

Using strand board as a wall finish? I foresee splinters and snags.

It will only be there until the fruit flies discover them and everyone is going around trying to swat the damned unswattable things.

I prefer my miracles to happen before horrendous life-threatening events and thus avoiding them.

The perfect wedding invitation: "Hi John. Limekillerette and I decided to get married this weekend and would love it if you and Mel could come. Awesome! It's at x place at y time. See you there." Repeat up to a maximum of 3 yes answers because a table for more than 8 near a poolside bar is more difficult to find.

I'd wear it. It's a nice looking summer suit.

I'm going to choose to believe that those involving poop and vomit are as imaginary as chem-trails and secret government brain microchips.

My dad had an old joke book called "101 boners and gags." The title alone made me and my friends laugh.

Not a chance then. Generally, polling shows people simply won't vote for an atheist because of the weird idea that morality only exists through belief in God.

IMO, of all the tourist chow served at Lambert's Cafes, "home of the throwed rolls", the rolls and fried okra are the only thing worth eating, and they're free. Best I ever had was at The 4 Way in Memphis. That's also about the farthest south I've been.

I'm curious if there is a sensation when your clit is 'happy' that may be similar. If you assume no restrictions from clothing and no physical stimulation, like just standing there naked watching or imagining something sexy, you can feel an internal pressure build up and the skin tightening while the head gets more…

Birthday parties have become the same way. Every kid there has to get a gift bag now. The cake should be it's own reward.

Given how this episode reveals the ephemeral nature of snapchat to be completely nonexistent, is there any reason remaining why someone might still choose it over instagram or texting?

Stepson's dad spent nearly $1000 on textbooks for him without realizing they were available on Amazon. I couldn't have done that in my day because lots of professors would announce a different book was needed, than what was on the official lists. Upperclassmen knew to never buy textbooks until after attending the…

You're screwed when she figures out you could grab your car keys and go get her some cookies.

I'm surprised they didn't have some kind of auction to sell the remaining fixtures, doors, etc when it closed.

I argued with a FB friend a little over this when he had said such unfortunate cases were necessary to combat rampant fraud. I sent him back the statistics that since 2000 there have been like 6 cases of confirmed fraud in our state. I'll believe there's rampant fraud when the evening news starts telling us that…

I guess I could go with the traditional "I'm not a scientist" line the politicians give, but I'll not, and just go with what the experts say. My grandfather had a dairy farm. He didn't drink raw milk because of the risk. Both Grandpa and the CDC were/are better educated on the subject than me and I see no reason to…

Once you find a source of raw milk you never want to go back.

I knew there had to be a meddling kids reference somewhere in this story.