That reminds me. I need to stop at Walgreens for a flu shot. Because my chances of catching flu are a whole lot worse than catching ebola. (finger's crossed that this remains true)

Chicken breast coated in hash browns sounds kind of fantastic. I think it's worth giving a second try.

The text message below it here is a nice touch. Ice Cream Time!

I thought I had my bases covered on this by having photos turned off within iCloud, but I saw this morning that because I have iCloud backup turned on, my camera roll is included with that backup.

I don't have any nudes, but I did discover that I have photos online with iCloud even without having photos set to upload to iCloud. When I go to the iCloud setting on my phone, I see that I have Photos turned off. But I have iCloud Backup turned on, and it lists "camera roll, accounts, documents, and settings" as…

It seems like I'm seeing Mr or Ms used for the first To/Reply round, then just first names after that.

Using strand board as a wall finish? I foresee splinters and snags.

It will only be there until the fruit flies discover them and everyone is going around trying to swat the damned unswattable things.

I prefer my miracles to happen before horrendous life-threatening events and thus avoiding them.

Yeah, that one struck me wrong. If it's a professional situation with someone I don't know, or barely know, I treat it similar to a letter with just Mr/Ms and their name. I can't bring myself to say "Dear Mr/Ms X" in an email.

If any of those people using all caps work in architecture, cut them some slack. Text in architectural documents is always all caps. Sometimes we jump to an email and don't think about changing because it still looks normal to us. I learned drafting by hand, before CAD, and I can't even write by hand in lower case.

The perfect wedding invitation: "Hi John. Limekillerette and I decided to get married this weekend and would love it if you and Mel could come. Awesome! It's at x place at y time. See you there." Repeat up to a maximum of 3 yes answers because a table for more than 8 near a poolside bar is more difficult to find.

I'd wear it. It's a nice looking summer suit.

The downfall of these tricks would be if the place was too busy. You'd never be able to get into and out of position without someone noticing. How long was that guy attached to the building in NYC?

I'm not going to look up "Central Texas Pocket Gopher" because I want to believe it's a euphemism.

I'm going to choose to believe that those involving poop and vomit are as imaginary as chem-trails and secret government brain microchips.

Watch out for the ones that have laser aiming, but use ultrasound for measurement. They're pretty well worthless.

I think the closest IKEA to me may be about a 6-8 hour drive, so I haven't ever put any of their things together. I consider one of the most important elements to a set of instructions to be a parts list with quantities that I can check before I get started. Hopefully they have that.

I have this thing where climbing up doesn't bother me. It's climbing down that scares the crap out of me. I might be able to climb up to where they are, but looking downward to climb down would lock me up cold. It's got me in trouble on construction sites where I've climbed ladders up to high levels and could…

My dad had an old joke book called "101 boners and gags." The title alone made me and my friends laugh.