Holy shit, there’s another person who saw Bringing Out The Dead?

I liked how the female fan was taunting the heckler’s walkout but when Alsworth put some weak ass hands on him, she backed off as if she wanted none of it. Come on, ovary up, lady. Either go full stupid or sit the fuck down.

The collective BMI in that room is...uh, not good.

“Paging Jennifer Lawrence’s ass...Jennifer Lawrence’s ass on line one...”

Better than I could say I.

What about Odell Beckham punching that wall with his fist and/or head at the post game interview? ESPN covered it as if he socked Michelle Obama.

Bill Simmons had sex with a donkey on-air?!

Who are we talking about? We’re in the Trump era — you’re going to have to be more specific.

I’m not much of a D.C. guy so can someone fill in on what’s going on since Rebirth #1?

Why? Is it because you live in Diamond Bar and would have stopped this in its tracks?

I always felt like Chris Berman was the Antonin Scalia to Tom Jackson’s Clarence Thomas.

Hey someone got the soundtrack to the original The X-Files movie too!

Seriously, cat people need to chill out.

Excuses from 1977 don’t work in 2016 either, Jimmy Carter.

The only dumb excuse I got is that in an universe with flying spaceships and blaster rifles, information technology regarding data transfer is spotty and storage mediums fluctuate so much that the Empire believes keeping everything with a hard copy is the most prudent course archival management.

Despite knowing the outcome, that Vader horror movie hallway scene made me second guess what might really happen. Is Vader going to really pull it off?

I wanted to see the TIE fighter showdown on the catwalk they cut from the trailer.

Spoilers!

Did anyone see the bizarre rant by the two anchors on Sportscenter on the Deuce an hour ago? The guy said since preseason games were cut the players need to stop whining and the other one was saying that her husband was a lineman and would have loved Thursday games because that meant ten days off. Trump’s PR team is…

“People got to eat man.”