The collective BMI in that room is...uh, not good.

What about Odell Beckham punching that wall with his fist and/or head at the post game interview? ESPN covered it as if he socked Michelle Obama.

Bill Simmons had sex with a donkey on-air?!

Who are we talking about? We’re in the Trump era — you’re going to have to be more specific.

Why? Is it because you live in Diamond Bar and would have stopped this in its tracks?

I always felt like Chris Berman was the Antonin Scalia to Tom Jackson’s Clarence Thomas.

Excuses from 1977 don’t work in 2016 either, Jimmy Carter.

The only dumb excuse I got is that in an universe with flying spaceships and blaster rifles, information technology regarding data transfer is spotty and storage mediums fluctuate so much that the Empire believes keeping everything with a hard copy is the most prudent course archival management.

Despite knowing the outcome, that Vader horror movie hallway scene made me second guess what might really happen. Is Vader going to really pull it off?

I wanted to see the TIE fighter showdown on the catwalk they cut from the trailer.

Did anyone see the bizarre rant by the two anchors on Sportscenter on the Deuce an hour ago? The guy said since preseason games were cut the players need to stop whining and the other one was saying that her husband was a lineman and would have loved Thursday games because that meant ten days off. Trump’s PR team is…

What I like about pizzagate logic was the shooting was a false flag because someone on IMDb had the same name as the shooter and obviously that means he’s a crisis actor.

Didn’t you hear? The drought took care of that!

Is the father a “no homo” Donald Trump?

(looks at map) Man, California is full of assholes.

Overheard a co-worker saying how Trump isn’t playing the press game by sneaking off to have a steak without the press corp. Fuck that guy. That motherfucker is walking pile of pre-existing conditions.

I got a Trump supporter manager so it’s a bit more tricky. He tried some “haha how about that election last night?” fake partisan bullshit so I just don’t even engage. Though I do stand up for myself more often this week and point out contradictory policies and let shit fall apart when it’s outside my purview. It…

Good luck in the next four years and beyond, Sabrina. We’re counting on you.

What? Even The Banger Sisters?!

Haha I suppose Killary is going to get demolished in reelection, huh? (Although I half expect republicans to fuck that up and nominate someone as bad then too, perhaps Ryan Lochte?)