I have an ex who's slept with 32 guys on her FB friends list. After that FB post it probably dropped to 26 or so until it started climbing up again.

Well, your mother was never a maiden, so I can imagine your security question difficulties.

It's a trick, you've seen the Dave Matthews Band 9 times and all the others are lies.

No Supper Club for you, Rabin! Straight to your room!

You know what they say. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best and always look on the bright side of life!

DAWES IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND!

It can be two things.

I literally cannot remember the last time I saw ESPN unless someone maybe linked to a video on twitter. And that includes having a passing interest in God's team, the Green Bay Packers, where I occasionally read injury reports and whatnot.

It's to do with canada so maybe the Nunavut Horsecock Lovers?

I once fleshed out an entire song having misheard the first line as "She's got a gay chihuahua"

I really don't know. I should do some research.

• The AV Club (x)(x)(x)

I have a sweet spot for Lucy Punch from her roles in The 10th Kingdom and Doc Martin, but she seems all kinds of wrong for The Doctor. She had a show, Vexed, which was right terrible.

*whomst

I'm just pissed he's not the DI on Death In Paradise anymore (although I understand it was for family reasons which I totally understand). Although the replacement looks good if you ask me.

THE A.V. CLUB

Now I Didn't.

Don't forget the soundtrack: Now That's What I Call Seeing Me 2

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(((Alex Jones)))