He's not actually Milo.

.07, is that BAC or inches?

If for no other reason than he's a very giving lover,

Is Conan pale enough to play a telenovela?

TETSUO!!!!!!!

2 Moby 2 Grape

This is no Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

I don't know I agree, but I understand where you're coming from. Maybe there needs to be term limits on being a wikipedia editor. You get x years and then you get replaced by a new editor.

Admittedly, neither hemovanadin nor Project Pat are white.

46% of voters?

Not a day goes by that I don't ask myself that question.

As rapey as that sounds, I'm surprised I haven't heard frat bros chanting it yet.

THE AV CLUB

Maybe they were going for a butch lesbian doll initially, but decided to back off.

Hey that name is Bo-day-shus!

American Girl wouldn't name a doll "Chucky", they'd call him "Charles Lee Ray".

WE BOUGHT A ZOO, but it's just a goat petting zoo.

You can't let those who ain't yet
Make you they lil' ball of clay
Be free and express yourself
Nastiness comes naturally
Listen to me now

It's still legal to finger Prince in Wisconsin. (Maybe they're changed the law since, but there was a case where three guys had their way with a corpse and it was found out there was no actual relevant law on the books against it.)

I did inventories for KMart when they went through their first major store closures. Worst. backrooms. ever. Piled high with unsellable merchandise.