You just said her crap was cheap for liberal to afford upthread. Make up your damned mind!

Is someone paying you in meth to post this crap?

You *can* wait? Do you run the DOE twitter, perchance?

Put a poster up, "To whoever stole my WANG TOWEL, …" and then check the dumpster 3 seconds after someone reads the sign.

*pulls pants back up* You didn't see NUTHIN'!

And nary a thing more.

Al Jarreau?

The answer to that question is my life's work.

Remember the AV Club was just fake personals in the classified ads section?

that's just an unfinished google search for "alison brie por"

Actually, that's the most indispensable part of the foreplay.

Did you now?

They keep putting extra syllables in when pronouncing Realtor. Please remove three.

He wasn't the worst part of Fun With Dick And Jane, the role I see as being closest to Joel.

We're through the gloryhole here, people!

Ever since the car accident, yes.

Really makes ya think huh

Then explain the chip on your shoulder.

The star of Ugly Betty?

A happy medium of whelming.