Well, you were half right.

Let's just say I have an airtight response for this.

interpretive dance, sculpture, and motorcycle repair?

However, I do still have a ravenous appetite for all things xxtreme.

Wait, are you from Wausau, home of the Wisconsin Woodchucks? Hard to find logos from that time period, but here's a pic of Ben Zobrist who played for them in 2003. As you can imagine the logo is VERY serious. (Woody is now much friendlier looking in logos.)
http://www.tmj4.com/sports/…

So just for old times sake, which actresses/actors WOULD we like to fuck?

The Economist?
InsaneClownPosse.com?

Not as funny, but Fast Food Nation.

Donald, is that you?

One of the great many regrets I have being in my 40's is I've never actually gone to a Hooters.

So, you're more of a Tilted Kilt man?

Not a SINGLE comment about Orange Is The New Black in the comments (until this one). How the mighty have fallen, even if they're still winning awards.

Yeah, please don't slash us!

You're going to need to be more specific. That could apply to anyone, myself and you excepted.

So, in your universe … Nazis are hilarious?

I try not to denigrate commenters based on low comment count and lack of avatar, but it seems appropriate here, you fucking Russian twitter egg.

Why is this a great job internet and not an actual music review? (I mean I know, but ghettoizing this as a GJI seems like a bit of a slap in the face)

If ever there was a person who knew about butthurt displays, I'd trust it to be you.

Nobody's faved this comment an hour later. I wouldn't be so sure about your assertion.

The targeting of our rage is a very good point. While I found the pee jokes funny when they came out, mostly they distract from everything else he's doing that actually (IMO) is destroying this country. (I'm still OK with pee jokes IFF they're about his pathological need for revenge.)