Who the hell invited Garth Brooks?

I did a theme of 90's movie songs for karaoke and picked this because I love Mathilda. Boy, I was surprised when I learned what the actual lyrics were.

On the internet? Nobody's ever searched for fun.

I was actually gonna say when I was in college, Live wasn't a big band with the frat bros I knew. Dave Matthews Band, OTOH…

Today in SAT analogies I never thought would come up:

I'm not sure this is the right forum for discussing eating out and Joan Osborne, but what the hell…

Does Neil Cicieraga know about this?

Ay kant spel!

He was making a completely different movie than everyone else. Had everyone followed his lead, the movie would have been more fun.

"Remember that 2012 apocalypse we were supposed to have? It just so happens Jesus was born in what we know as 4 AD. BWAHAHAHAHahahaha……"

*tries swiping right on comment*

You are technically correct that "BAZAPPERS!" is a paragraph, the best kind of correct.

Faved for the sentiment, not the actual Trump nomination.

At $2, Lonestar is my drink of choice for karaoke tonight.

I think Buffalo Wild Wings just found their new slogan. You can customize it for every market. Every time a quarterback throws a 4th quarter hail mary for the win? Boom - new ad.

Unless you keep your hot tub at a zesty 160 degrees fahrenheit or so, I'm not sure that's practical.

Your (200 lb. male) body metabolizes .015 of your BAC and according to a standard BAC chart, 5 drinks elevates your BAC to .17. Doing the math, that would leave your final BAC after 4 hours at about .11. That's still legally drunk, but for most moderate drinking adults, not shitfaced.

I've got a family member who makes their own cheladas, so i tried one out of curiosity. It's basically the halfway point between a bloody mary and beer, and I actually enjoyed it. I can't see getting blasted off them, but on a summer afternoon one is nice.

*crysturbating

Any relation to Sarah Paulson?