Man-tan Moreland? That's racist!

I see this but all I can imagine is fucking on a bed full of fritos. Especially the scoops.

U-u-u-u-usually, but occasionally? He just wants to talk about himself and it's grating.

It's literally parts. A pinkie, a toe, the spleen.

My relationship with my goddamned son.

AND Aliens In America!

I say size is an unknowable concept. At least that's what I tell my wife.

Hey, some of us occupy both spaces - like the idiot king!

When is Jesus coming?

doesn't alt.sex.stories and all its subgroups still exist on some corner of the internet?

le petit mort?

*Ctrl-F "flavortown + bleach my eyes"*

WRT 1: As for the money itself, get a reloadable prepaid debit card from any dollar store. You can add money in small chunks that way if something does happen, you're not out your life's savings. If you're worried about an Ashley Madison style leak, that's probably a whole different ball of wax.

I once got lost in Chicago, so I totally empathize.

TETSUOOOO!!!!!!

I didn't even get a h/t for my tweet pointing this out? Who cares, this is glorious.

What movie was the one with the Hobbits?

The first episode is weak, but it gets better. There's a few "Hey, this is CW and we're gonna fan service our loyal viewers" moments - Radioactive, a nascent love triangle - but this seems much more like a moral dilemma show a la original Trek.

I Ctrl+F'd to see if I was the only one. Chocolate Rain would sound just as good in Simlish.

Little known fact: Birth Of A Nation was a sequel.