Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Eh, I don't mind the tortilla, but I call it a wrap rather than a sandwich.. Now, being out of tortillas and having to eat a hot dog on naan, that's pretty outrageous.

I'm not saying I'm old, but my first internet porn was text based.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets address of Steven Spielberg*

Ten High is American Whiskey, not Canadian. However, your average drunk might not notice.

Close! Liquor store.

That's why you buy the Rich'n'Rare handle and pour it into a Crown bottle.

Blazing Jizz On Saddles?

You don't want to know how I was paid for that upvote.

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Gentle Herpes should be rastified by at least … 10%.

Why do you know what concentration camps look like, you monster!!!! Or alien landscapes for that matter?

My wife makes the rotisserie chickens for the local deli and for some reason they don't use the gizzards. So, she saves them up and every once in a while she brings home a heaping helping of deep fried gizzards and hearts and they're SOOOOOO good.

Goodnight, everybody!

Well, I'm convinced!! *changes TV over to ABC*

If it leads to big booty ho's on their knees to start sucking, I'm down with it.

A bit late to the punch, but Netflix said that when it passed on Top Gear, the decision was heavily data based on streaming records. Given they have Seasons 1-3 that's a fair amount of data supporting profitability.

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I'm a little disappointed there was no review of Flaco Jimenez's performance. This is why we all come to AV Club, for the conjunto coverage, isn't it?

James Harrison took it away until you're good enough to win a REAL award.