If True Romance taught me anything, it's that Sicilians are actually black. Really, we should be complaining about Coppola hiring white actors to play black characters!

If you seek Amy this weekend, try the beach!

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

Intern goons?

I'm surprised Bethe Correia didn't beat her out for the role.

I'm surprised Bethe Correia didn't beat her out for the role.

I'm surprised Bethe Correia didn't beat her out for the role.

“Three streets named Bruce Jenner might have to change names, and one could go from a Cul-De-Sac to a Cul-De-Sackless”
Someone really wants to take credit for that?

Maybe if Hannibal had more sexy teen robots and offensive Jewish stereotypes it would have been renewed!

"International chess grandmaster caught in a love triangle" myself.

I'd submit A.N.T. Farm is worse than Jessie, but I'm willing to accept a "Jessie is the worst" argument on its merits.

They did, but no one lived to tell us the results. So …. still an open question, I guess.

My wife uses a special organic unbleached masa, you've probably never heard of it.

Weirdly Hemlock Grove will not be subject to the tax.

AV Club never should have left Madison. F'in FIBS ruin everything.

They better damn well be taxing that wind.

The Tombstone Wikipedia page actually adresses this: "The name came from The Tombstone Tap, a tavern owned by [the pizza company founders] which was located across from a cemetery"

something something El Dan's basement.

Papa Murphy's law says this is not going to end well for you.

Tombstone used to be decent cheapish pizza until they got bought out by Kraft. The people who founded Tombstone then started a NEW pizza company, Pep's, and it's much closer to what Tombstone used to be.