Modern Warfare is awesome. Head-exploding with awesomeness.

I am completely uninterested in Whitney. I'd so much rather turn off the tv and read Mindy Kaling's book.

It took me a few episodes to get into it. They have a lot of subtle running gags and they're always trying goofy episode themes (so fun). Even if they miss, at least a flow chart isn't required to understand all the romantic relationships of the cast like on Private Practice. Every time I turn that or Grey's Anatomy…

Outsourced was really funny, but like everything else I watch, I watched it in bursts on Hulu, so I'm clearly outside their target market. Rajiv was so funny as the goofy evil guy.

I find Shirley grating but she has her moments. I find myself saying, "that's nice" every once in awhile and my boyfriend always calls me on it.

Congrats on commenting on something you don't give a shit about. You're just so.... hipster.

Nothing from the Rugby World Cup?

There is absolutely nothing strange about your habits. I'm American and I can't remember the last time I had a mani/pedi at a salon. I know some people who get them religiously, but most women I know don't go biweekly. I'd break acrylic nails so quick if I had them. I rarely even paint my toes, let alone my…

I'm so glad there weren't any helpful people like Sarina this morning at Planned Parenthood. The women at Planned Parenthood on the other hand, were very kind and non-judgmental. Oh well, at least my employer is sensible enough to offer health insurance that completely covers abortion services and the IUD I'll be…

My mom chose abortion just weeks before she and my dad got married. They had me almost six years later. I'm glad that my parents had me when they were ready.

Khloe just seems more fun than Kim. Kim is so focused on her image that it makes her boring. Khloe's goofy, and that makes her more interesting to watch. Plus she actually picked a good guy, so it's not so exhausting to watch her and Lamar, unlike Kourtney and Scott.

Every Saturday is some child's birthday party within 1-3 apartment buildings of me. These are not quaint white kid parties that last two hours at bowling alleys with ten kids. These are all day affairs complete with bouncy castles in places I didn't think they would fit and tons of loud crappy music in Spanish and now…

It sounds like a mutually-beneficial arrangement in the making. Boyfriends can be high maintenance but fuckable friends are a nice dose of man when it's not relationship time.

Sounds delicious. I've been feasting on Filipino baked goods. Cheese rolls and pan ube are awesome stuff. Now for pet-on-belly time. Let's see if I can convince the dog or the cat that this is a good idea.

As my grandma says, "By the time you get to be my age, you know what you like and you know what you don't."

I see what you mean about the author being seen as being too Mexican in her clothing choices for most Mexican-Americans, but she might even seem too Mexican for Mexicans. As a very pasty Jewish American working primarily with Mexicans (as in, many of my coworkers go back to Tijuana after work), I have a hard time…

I've always felt that ideally pet names that are people names are fine, as long as they're not common people names. My current dog is named Dexter. He came with the name Doctor Watson, but he only responded to Doctor, which is weird to call out at the park. Dexter sounded like Doctor but was much less weird, plus I…

@NYGuy1976: Rural America maybe overwhelmingly white and conservative but service members serve with everyone, and if they've never known people who aren't like them, then they have to just deal with it. Oh so some kid from the boondocks enlists in the USMC and ends up serving with a few Filipino-Americans. Is he…

@WashingtonForeskins: Local recap show, local news, random infomercial. It just depends on the time and whether the home team just played. Usually either an NFC game or post-game show is still on until the pre-game show starts for Sunday Night Football.

I work in a plastics factory and while we don't make that kind of plastic, I don't find the smell (of the parts) all that noticeable once a box is complete but that's probably because the box usually waits an hour or so to be inspected by quality assurance and then it's closed. The smell coming off the presses is an…