I think he is legitimately a reptile.

If the director talks about it publicly, then it’s not a spoiler.

i just never thought their relationship would work, i mean what with him always shooting first.

OMG between this and the Missy Elliott song it’s like the Internet wants to be in my good graces today. I re-watched ESB and ROTJ a couple of weeks ago and re-appreciated what a great character Leia is and how much extra spunk and attitude Carrie Fisher gives her. Leia takes care of business, takes no bullshit, and…

He’s so cool. Starts at 9:20.

Fuck you, Canada! Stop making the United States look bad! We are stuck just trying to make sure guys like this don’t become President:

feeling like i was about to land in balboa park was always comforting to me.

As I recall from doing the historical trolley tour a couple of times when my east coast people have come to visit (free for locals!), the founders of the city never, ever expected it to be a large city, and put the airport there basically so Charles Lindbergh would have a playground. And now there’s nowhere for it to…

Shooters seem to be the only demographic in this country that are active. Good for them, staying active is a large part of living a healthy lifestyle.

I want to feel more outraged about the blundering misogyny of this angry old white man, but I can’t get past my total panic at the thought of being inside that tiny cave hole.

I loved that episode! I thought his bit on the selection process really highlighted the “living in the Future” triumph of science + social media— he had a rather unusual request, he needed answers fast, he took it to Facebook hoping maybe for a couple of replies, and he got almost 5 dozen takers.

So, if they don't process it in a timely fashion do you get your money back?

I agree with the pope. Furbies are fucking creepy.

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"I ate a ball of mozzarella like it was a peach."

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Ooo, I would lick pudding off the stomach of Takeshi Kaneshiro. Um, I mean I bet he is a great conversationalist and we could enjoy various hobbies together.