Recently, I asked my stepmom - who, being in her 40s, is just barely old enough to be considered an adult, but barely counts - when one stops and realizes that one is, in fact, an adult, and she said, “I don’t know, ask my mom.” So I think it's all a facade, actually.

When I was 25 I visited a foreign country alone for work for a few months, and being there for a few weeks without anything horrible happening made me feel like an adult. Then I came home and now at age 30 I still feel like a kid again.

She’s done this on the back of Left Shark, who got bupkis.

claire’s* and KP, hurting your ears since the early 80s! A match made in heaven! Or somewhere.

...this has been a hell of a week.

Creepy, right? Isagenix is people.

You know what? Good for her.

Then the charm is firm and good.

I’ve never heard of Isagenix so I did a google. Here is what came back:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble...

This is killing me. I just started Isagenix. I needed a kickstart but it almost feels like the Scientology of diets. People get OBSESSED. Maybe I’ll be done in time for Hannukah themed Rice Krispie treats. Or ones that look like Puxatawnee Phil. May Poles. Blech...

Behold, oreo cookie truffles!

I don't get it I think there's a reference I'm missing

My dad is almost 70, and I am 32. I asked him a little bit ago when he finally felt “like a man”, and he basically said he’s just been faking it for forty years, which just echoes your point. Our bodies mature and decay and we learn what not to do, but we never feel like adults because our conception of adults is…

I had not the best teen years and went out on my own at 16. I got married at 19, and never really had “my 20s”. I’ve managed to have some fun in life but I’ve felt like an adult for a very. long. time. Now I’m an old. I’m older than just about everyone I work with (damn kids), and it FLOORS me. But there are days when…

I’ve found that disagreeing with the writers is enough to get banished.

Oh my god no stay with us don’t go to sleep stay with me come on

Brooks is, like, the worst grifter ever.

the coldness of the grays makes me so tired, so tired. just gonna close my eyes for a minute.

Yeah, I’m a bit cynical about the whole thing but anyone who never had a grand “everyone’s a phony” moment didn't fully experience adolescence.