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Nothing tops off a meal of greasy fried seafood like ladies with their tops off, I guess. Get ripped off by a three-card monte type thing and you’ve hit the trifecta of travelling in style.

I try to avoid walking anywhere near there because its the worst. Instead of focusing on the women, how about we just get all of them out of there? The entire are was obnoxious enough before Gross Matted Elmo, Creeper Batman, and Painted T&A showed up.

People go to the RED LOBSTER there. What the hell is wrong with people?

Trump Tower?

“Don’t attack people”

I dreaded walking the strip in Vegas because of these mostly talentless street “performers”, costumed or unclothed. I love buskers, but this is stupid.

You do understand that these women are using specifically their sexuality to profiteer, correct? They are absolutely using sex as their commodity - this isn’t like a free the nipple display, this is them getting paid to take half nude pics with dudes. Nobody deserves to be harassed, but these women either understand

As a gal, I don’t understand why your being a guy has any bearing on whether you think half naked women should be attacked or not.

Thing is, several of the costumed people on the same strip have been attacked as well. Locals don’t like the whole harass people to get to take photos with you and then charge them for the privilege deal. They are considered pests. People are just screaming “sexism” now because the ones getting the hatred are topless

People love us. Without us Times Square is boring. Many tourists come here to see us.”

And he has the nerve to say, We’re not scared.

Right, I rolled my eyes at “Without us Times Square is boring.” Times Square is The Worst Place on Earth with or without the desnudas, Sir Pimps-a-lot.

With or without you, Times Square is boring. Also, why do the Desnudas have pimps?

It’s because our minds are not for rent to any god or government, we’re hopeful yet discontent, and we know that changes aren’t permanent, while change is.

The Onion absolutely crushed it with this 9-11 spoof.

“Hello, Zales employee. What is 9/11?”

“Or maybe it can, but it can’t melt diamonds! Or maybe it can, but if it does, you’ll have other things to worry about than remembering what we just said!”

It is also very vague. Ask what, exactly, about 9/11? Maybe I’ll stop by and ask them if it was an inside job.

“Welcome to Zales. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Holy shit. The exclamation mark makes it extra horrifying.