I don’t think this is the right tack to take.

I don’t think this is as tough as it’s made out to be. I am honest when asked for my thoughts or advice, but I don’t get emotionally invested in my friends’ lives as if they are my own.

They should. He's anti-government. That's the essence of the Tea Party.

I disagree. California Dems love to feel cool and wealthy. This is ideal.

Me too. Like, that's the epitome of lazy, Kelis.

They look like gummy bears and are full of sugar. It’s not a mystery.

This precludes common sense?

Well, I hate to be pro-school administrators, but...

Right?! He thinks those other things and is the act of doing the third!

Thank you, friend! Done!

Y’all, I just updated my phone and I thought I lost my burner key!!!!!!! I was much more upset than I'd have thought I'd be. You guys are my friends.

Good. I’m so disturbed by people who would hurt or otherwise treat animals disrespectfully.

I don't know. It's not my story. I just thought it was cute that the MIL gives them time alone.

Lol. Well done.

I think in very tight quarters it’s normal to not want to share the reality of your sexy time as it is happening with everyone else at home. That’s not the same thing as having to hide that you have sex at all.

Oh, I missed the mother in law one last week! What a sweet lady!

I don’t understand the “you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person” coupled with “it doesn’t really matter.” Obviously, you think it’s a problem but...for no reason? Since it doesn’t matter?

I couldn’t agree more. I am strongly pro-choice, and believe that a woman should be able to terminate a pregnancy for any reason whatsoever so long as it’s her own. I really resent the “hardest decision” narrative. Fuck anyone who thinks they can tell someone else how to feel. I’ve never had an abortion and for all I…

I think it's also, like, the social media/reality TV effect. I'm about to go full old lady on you: I think that more than wanting to create memories, these are people who want to document their starring role. I don't think there's anything sentimental or genuine about it. I think it's an ode to the ego.

Cheers. Well done.