Wha?!!! Are you a little baby?

Oof, no, disagree! ;)

In order:

I have longer pointed acrylics than those and I've totally adapted. In fact, when I had them removed for an international trip, I found that my adjusted typing technique left me hitting the wrong keys/touchscreen buttons. So, if you love them, keep them! You'll learn.

1000% believe this!

Ugh, I'm green with envy. Ugh. I can't even tell you.

Agreed. This band is so overrated, in my opinion.

That’s true, but I’ve got radar: if there’s one pair of shoes I like in the catalog, they’ll be the $500 pair. It’s a curse.

If I can ever afford to have my breasts done I intend to go to Dubrow. He does incredible things and I like his snark.

If I recall, this patient wanted specifically to look like a teenaged Beebs.

I feel that way about Anthropologie, too. Gorgeous bohemian stuff, but WAY expensive.

YES.

And I know mine. I look fantastic, trust me.

I feel so liberated when I'm patronized.

I guess I'm alone in this opinion but I think crying (pretending to or actually) because you don't want to run out of pickles is weirder than ordering many pickles.

It's basic child development/psych.

Because conforming to a social group is part of the psychology of young adulthood.

Totally. I'm bummed that all of the Coachella coverage is passive aggressive or just plain negative. Like, yep, you hate it, I get it.

Hi-rise skinnies are tough, no lie. I'm a skinny flair/bell bottom gal myself.

Absolutely not. They're super flattering. I never want to see a low rise pair again.