I’m a huge fan of RHONY too. If I had very limited time I would watch Season 1 (to get to know the ladies, plus a husband who just won’t go away), then Season 3 (the aforementioned Scary Island episode) and then Season 6, whose finale involves a cast member’s prosthetic limb. TV doesn’t really get any better.

THIS. I am wondering this, too.

If a corporation was in fact a person, I would picture it looking exactly like Mitt Romney.

I went to a Glossier pop-up today and bought Lidstar, 2 balms and a lip color. I don’t wear eyeshadow but plan to wear very light washes of this very buildable Lidstar. I kinda fell in love with their perfume but did not buy. 

CHECK INTO A LOCAL MOM’N POP MOTEL FOR THREE DAYS. Seriously: argue for a DISCOUNT. Put it on your credit (stay FIVE days). Or stay with a relative or friend.

My last few days living at the homeless hostel, I’m so looking forward to finally moving into my own home, it’s been a long journey. I look back to the time I was laying on the floor crying, unable to breathe, wishing the pain would end. I’m so pleased that my friend found me after my overdose, back then I never…

I always wanted a house with a name. Since I finally bought a house, I named it. And then made it a name plaque. I hung it today.

That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System

I find it weird that so many random new accounts are sea lioning about why Jez hasn’t posted anything about Aziz Ansari.

The problem with SH-e-o is not with Weiss, who is ceo of a very successful and credible company, regardless of how she comes off in that interview. It’s with writers looking for a “cute” way to package women in that role—especially when they lead a company that sells girls things like makeup or clothing. It’s…

Candypants posted this tweet below, and I thought it was helpful. I think everyone is focusing on the cloths instead of the other actions they are taking. The legal fund to help women in minimum wage jobs like meat packing, factories etc is I think one of the best actions that the Times Up group has taken. Of…

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

smooth talker

Matt Damon is kind of an a-hole, so in my mind, he’s a poor man’s Jesse Plemons.

And it’s not like Paulson is eighteen or Holland’s student/employee. They’re grown adults who met and fell in love. It’s the same reason I don’t have a problem with much older men having younger wives if “younger” means “mid thirties and I wasn’t earmarked at fifteen at my dance recital.”

Those cheeks! They both look like they attended finishing school at Benedict Cumberbatch’s Home for Sharp-Faced Boys.

MBMBaM references aside, I do love them so much.

My adoption of my daughter became official this past Thursday. My husband adopted her, too. It was pretty fucking awesome. I worked so hard to get her back. So many years. Feels good as hell, y’all.

It gets easier to handle once you realize that none of the Kinja commentariat is an acting judge.

I appreciate their efforts, but the tone of their live-action remake of ‘Titanic’ was missing the tone, scope, and plot of the original, and was WAY too realistic. I give it....2 murderous icebergs out of 5.