After the Greek god of ch-ch-changes.

You are right. There should be two reviews. One for bigots and another for everyone else. She already did the latter so the former is all you!

Hey, you got footage of my workplace.

The greatest martial arts master of ALL TIME.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I’m sure Rob is still alive because now we know where he’s writing Postal Apocalypse from.. the ruined world left in the wake of this film.

There is no way a reasonable person can read that review and be left wondering why CJA hated the movie. This comment exists solely so that you can use the phrase “PC crowd.” Still, I will help; here is a short list of reasons why CJA hated the movie that doesn’t include anything “PC” related.

Fair enough.

Psst, Saturn is a gas giant. There will be no debris. Cassini will be crushed and melted into oblivion by the immense pressures and temperatures deep in Saturn.

A close friend of mine is always buttering me up on finding dates etc. However when I talk to a friend of hers (a gf of another friend) she tells me that my aforementioned friend keeps dumping guys because they are too much like us (myself and my guy friends) and they are too nerdy, so not because they seem too…

It’s interesting how most of this is directed at women coming over for to a man’s house and the man having to hide the figures. But I can see the point, having someone with sexualised female statues/figures in their house can be confronting. As a male I suppose I really do not have to worry about going to another man…

Storytime: I think the first date I had with Mah Boo was when we went back to my place to watch Wall-E, where I cried like a baby, and then I showed off my My Little Pony papercraft figurines. She took it like a champ (of course, it helped that I wasn’t creepy about it; just, “hey, I’m really into this cartoon, and…

So many prospective dates nerds themselves. My biggest worry isn’t so much that having collectibles will turn someone off so much as which collectibles I have. I have this framed and prominently displayed in my hall way and am just waiting for the inevitable, snarky “Oh, you like the X-Men? How original”. lol

As a middle aged geek. I think you are what you are. I think about this often, as my place is riddled with punk posters and a full sized Pee Wee Herman above my bed. I think maybe I should tone it back so that a prospective date won’t be creeped out.

I miss Rob’s FAQ reviews. Why hasn’t he done any lately. WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?

Maybe, but man I think Henry Rollins would nail Cable.

Keira Knightley playing Cable!

That's kind of conflating at style with storytelling though.