This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Legs do look like snap on to a a Slim Jims.

The name Brock Olivo looks like a randomly generated name for a rookie player when you’re three seasons into a dynasty on MLB The Show, along with Rafael Suzuki or Rougned Phillips.

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

“Squinter is coming.”

Pretty sure you mean bot mitzvah.

I still don’t like her but I hope to hell she comes out cancer-free on the other side for the rest of her days. Also, she is one tough cookie.

The local water supply contains toxic levels of leather conditioner.

Can’t be said often or loudly enough - stay on that soapbox, for the health of our moms, sisters, daughters, friends, wives, lovers, casual acquaintances and ourselves (if we happen to have a cervix or other women’s parts, which I do not).

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”

Maybe Trump and Belichick get along so well because Belichick is dating the version of Kellyanne Conway that doesn’t sleep in a coffin.

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

At this point, some Americans might prefer to be roasted in the depths of a sloar....

Hockey players are so much scrappier than the thugs in the NFL.