Joey will be just fine. He’s used to carrying baggage.

Brown’s Brewster Warble

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

I wonder what gave him dementia

Prosecutors said Snuka was faking it.

I eat peanut shells, sunflower seed husks, AND kiwi skins and I vote.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

That ain’t Jose Fernandez’s boat, so no worries.

Congratulations, Tony, you’re the white EJ Manuel!

If Romo needs a recharge for his career, I am sure Philadelphia will provide the batteries.

this is like that scene in gladiator when joaquin phoenix has russel crowe take off his mask and the camera just slowly zooms in on joaquin phoenix’s lip for the next two hours

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!

Unfortunately she was later found to have an almost unprecedented level of juice in her system.

“Blow me dick!” - Popeye’s blue years

Counterpoint:

But who the hell goes to rehab for fucking steroids?

Jamarcus Russell turns on his pager

Pick your poison: