You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Is that his pass russian hat?

If I remember my Catholic upbringing correctly it’s only called the penalized sack dance if you’re not married.

Ha ha haaaaaagggghhhh. That’s the sound I just made. It was a damn witch hunt. And there is no chance in hell they will ever hold him to her standards.

Growing up in the River’s house, it was called the peppermint roll.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

The robber reportedly made off with 5,000 Czech Koruna, which is a little less than $200.

Headshot: let is slide
Toss football at a player: 15-yard penalty
Beat Up Wife: one game suspension
Marijuana For Pain: dead to us

Jordan. Nice of you to respond, wonder why you never respond to people calling you a piece of shit for extorting a homosexual man?

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

I really feel bad for the Patriots. With all of the cheating, winning, and Donald Trump supporting going on there, how could you not?

The McAdoo playbook

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

“Can you hear me now?”

That is, at best, an unfortunate choice of phrase and at worst, very damming.

No Holiday Bowl??

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

typical chinese conspiracy. i’ll bet that’s the field were they grow global warming.

Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.