LeBron’s go to move is drive right while shoving defender into the next quarter with left forearm then get grazed at the rim and miss the layup cause he went up like a pussy and then cry for fouls.

Save it for the jogging trail.

I always root against calamari because it is too chewy. 

Don’t forget daycare. Ohio just passed that one.

What sane football fan would not want Bill Belichick as their coach? Do you even watch football man? He is arguably the best coach ever in the NFL. You must be eating paint chips with a statement like that.