sweet brag dude 

two cars parked on the overpass

sabermetrics

weird brag, but okay 

Yankees suck 

To be fair the hoes tweets are all Wiz Khalifa song lyrics 

Fitting for a lil’ nugget like Isaiah to come home. 

The better team lost

Totally agree that it’s a bullshit thing to get a rules official for. However, he technically gave the player a read on the putt, saying if you hit it outside of that mark you will make the putt. How far outside wasn’t the answer but it was a helpful tip.

Does Lebron own Deadspin? I only ask because these are the exact highlights he’ll be posting to his twitter and Instagram later today.

Listen to the sound of deadspin gargling Lebron’s loaf

Can we please get a remake of Princess Bride? I need Boban to starring as Fezzik!

-1 roll of TP

Stephen A. Smith

Can we talk about two flea-flickers going for less than 50 yards combined?

I wasn’t once taking a dump, due to having the flu, and I puked on the floor in front of the toilet mid push

Twats are nicer than Buttholes, sir

Are you from New England, Emma? News flash: driving in the snow isn’t the hardest thing in the world. If I was getting paid millions of dollars to show up to work in the snow, I think I’d take it slow and make it the alright.

Wow, deadspin really hates the warriors

Can I get a Dontarie Poe?