Well, he married Kate Upton, so that pretty much takes care of ball juicing regardless.

NHL Career Leaders in PIM

I think after a drink or two everyone involved would admit it’s personal. I don’t read barstool either because like the writers here I have a different view of the world than the guys at barstool, but if you click on some of her links up there, you’ll see it’s pretty bad.

Did I miss why Deadspin is so hard up on Barstool and Bleacher Report? I don’t read either of those sites, and I get why Barstool is gross, but it seems like an insane amount of reporting on competitors.

Recovered alcoholic here. Up until about 7 years ago, I got myself into lots of trouble. Never got a DUI, never went to jail, but still spent plenty of time fucking up my life and the lives of others who were close to me. Let me be 100% clear: everything I did was my own fault. The people who sold me booze at the…

You ever have someone try to wreck you at 140mph? These guys behaved better than some people who drive on the interstate at 60mph.

From this angle I think it was the right call:

Where in the fuck is all this rioting and looting these racists keep seeing? Because I sure as hell haven’t seen anything. I mean, you’d think I'd know about it, with my being Black and erry’thang.

I don’t think it would be particularly difficult to argue that Chris Sale has been much more valuable than Diaz. He’s essentially been Diaz, except he’s been on the mound twice as much as Diaz.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

It’s called matchups my young padawan.

“Cratches into the phhadding fortunately ferhim”

For your sake, you had best hope that the son of that accent doesn’t read your comment.

Let’s put some jerseys on these tics....

Hot Take: Harden has got to be the guy who shoves Draymond back if he wants to win this series. 

You should see Mookie Betts as a leadoff hitter.

I mean, it was over. They were down three. Ben Simmons needs about 95 minutes to close that gap.

your mom

he’s like one of those turd gamers that is already good at the game but on top takes advantages of glitches