I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

Yup, the 4-day buildup to that had my heart pounding.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

Note to self: call Ashley Judd Ashley Juggs from now on

I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

Morons are gonna make a huge shit storm about the shot clock. There are three reasons why they shouldn’t:

We are all Wisconsin.

Go Big 10. Fuck Calipari.

Nothing warms my heart like sad Kentucky fans.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Only chimpanzees can bang on the bongos.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

He was running on the number 4 lane of the 10 freeway. The car that hit him was going 60 and didn't see him in time to avoid him. This according to CHP. Pretty sure the only person who fucked up was the kid himself. It takes real effort to make your way on to the 10 by foot around that part of LA. And I have walked…

The suspension will hurt the Browns harder than one might suspect. The coaches won't have that strategic advantage provided by all the poop emojis Ray Farmer sends.

Where in the actual fuck is Fuck?

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Reporter: Coach, any concerns that the league's investigation into Deflategate could result in lost draft picks?

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

this is a joke.