my wife left me

my wife left me

Seems like Marv was really wigging out over this groundbreaking inside scoop

Just donate your money and restrain yourself from torturing and killing the animals for your own amusement. Seems pretty simple.

Yeah, tots.

Dave Matthews is a nightmare

Hey Rohan, Dave Matthews fucking sucks. Stop posting garbage.

kids are idiots

fuck my hot buttered whisker biscuit

fuck that was horrible

do any of you clean your butthole with flushable butt wipes after you poop?

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I hate South Park.

they should be shot execution style for BASEketball

ya gotta look civilized to call a game next to eem

Prefacing a statement with "I hate to be that guy" means you don't actually hate being that guy.

Moving Bowles is a shitty idea

OSU had a bad day. So what?

OSU turned the all over 4 times and still destroyed Oregon. Those drops didn't mean shit.

"Zoinks Scoob, like hold this baseball bat while I knock on the door. Like, I think I see a sandwich on the counter"

can't be true cuz no balls=suicide