We should all pity them for their poor life choices.

“I’m not making minimum wage but too proud to go flip burgers with those people”

Chill out and don’t be so easily triggered.  It’s not our fault you are from a shithole state.

The fact that you need to write thesis length temper tantrums when people mock your vaunted glorified pizza rolls kind of makes the claim that I’m not getting under your skin a bit specious.   Go pop open some totinos and chill.

Um a box of microwave pizza rolls certainly are “breaded” and deep fried (or at least par fried).

But yeah, lets pretend your crappy missouri food is magically original, just like you pretend your BBQ isn’t garbage not fit to be in sight of the holy grail of Texas BBQ.  (Sign of crappy BBQ - it has sauce)

This headline is a perfect summary of every article ever posted on Splinter.

You seem to think I am disagreeing with you.  I was referring to the Narrative that Bernie Bros use to pretend this is irrelevant, which it obviously isn’t.

American Adjunct Lager.

The narrative has changed, now it is that heart attacks are just a common daily part of your life and thinking that they could remotely affect your ability to do the most stressful job in the world is disgusting ageism.

It is funny watching the cultists scream that a heart attack is basically the same as having a hangnail.

Nothing needs ketchup, ketchup is for white trash.

You don’t know what ironic means.

It’s nice that her correct interpretation of law is only valid when it delivers the outcome you desire.

Black lies matter!

Good job making yourself a pariah amongst your peers, Apartheid Amari

This must be Jussie’s girl..

Are you still angry that she pulled a Jussie on you?

Around here anything short of him committing seppuku in atonement would be insufficient.

Don’t project the fact that you had shitty parents on all of us.

“Toasted Raviolis.”

The rest of the country has these.  They are called pizza rolls.