As written, this headline is a “Garden Path” sentence, which a high number of readers will misread it because of the way it is structured - specifically, the “push <blank> to <blank>” structure primes people to assume that the subject of the sentence is pushing the object of the sentence to do something.

The heck went wrong with your life?

“I am fun at parties.”

By jove, that changes everything. Quick Mr Biden, you must abandon Ukraine and rescue the person stupid enough to go to Russia in the run-up to their invasion of Ukraine we all knew was coming... somehow...

I’m sure that angry Americans on Twitter will really have an impact on changing the cultural perspectives of Chinese developers.

Instead of reading this whinging, prudish “article” beyond the first few paragraphs, allow me to show you and everyone else here what this essentially boils down to:

Hey, Sha’CrayCray...

At this point, Washington will have to ask a third party to speak with Russia on its behalf--most likely Switzerland, they’ve been the go-between for America and Iran for many years. There are no longer normal communications between Washington and Moscow, which is ONE of the reasons this has dragged on so long.

Writes thoughtful piece on the ethics of fashion houses commenting on Ukraine.

Here’s the thing: Who gets to decide what is a “minor thing” and what is meant by “offense”? Who parses a “good faith" argument from a "bad faith"?

It probably feels that way because you are a helpless crazy person.

A few weeks ago I came within about 1-2 minutes of getting one after trying for months. The downside of being on the West Coast.
Also, Walmart and Best Buy are limiting those who can have a chance to buy to those who are paying extra for the opportunity.  

Selling books is not a gift, it’s capitalism. When was the last time you paid somebody for a gift?

You know what, at this point I’m rooting for him to never finish ASOIAF. Take it to the grave, my man. I have never seen such an ungrateful, impatient, ignorant fan base.

Dark Money? I mean this fugly mean spirited asshole engaged in ugly tactics and name calling and yet you insist she can win an election? I mean really the more people see of her the more they hate her. Can you clowns stop kissing the asses of these so called “progressives?” They have flipped no red seats blue, they…

After being hired during a phone interview, I show up, Becky gets that look and says “Oh, you’re Black!” Me: Yes, anyone can see that. (Wanted to say “Very!”)

Watching sports must be exhausting for you in that case.

You can’t possibly be that stupid. They only have so many voice actors and everyone voices multiple characters. But hey, while we’re at it, let’s fire Nancy Cartwright because she voices...wait for it...Bart Simpson. A BOY. OMG OMG. So messed up. Let’s fire her. Hurry.

“You said something I didn’t like about abuse, so my response is to verbally abuse you for it and also accuse you of being an abuser.” The irony...

Maybe it will go as far as protesting all the slave and child labor making LeBron’s shoes in China?