Hopefully she ends up with Tristan. They were always meant for one another.

Alex,

ALSO can’t wait to see Carol Burnett on this show. Throwback:

ilana is everythingsexual

Oh and also I’m pretty sure Ilana is ecosexual

I’m honestly just happy that our culture has finally started to acknowledge that women can be friends without being competitive, just talking about men, etc. I went to a women’s college, and the number of times I was asked “Ugh, doesn’t it get so catty and bitchy there with all those girls?” still makes me mad. Like…

But the unborn are the world’s most precious resource, right?

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

I was 99% sure we would have another Arya/Sansa situation where they miss each other by about 100 yards. This was amazing! Two good things have happened to Sansa so far this season... pretty sure that’s more than the last 3 combined.

(to the tune of LMFAO’s “Shots”, ft. Lil’ Jon)

It’s not the Olympics until a wire item from the AP details how many free condoms will be distributed to the Olympic Village.

You still never know what can happen! My grandparents tried for six years to have kids without any luck, then, just as they were about to adopt a little girl, my grandma got pregnant. That ended up being the first of six children!

I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

The Olympics are incredibly unsustainable. It won’t be too much longer before the number of host city bids drops to 1 or 2 total. They should really be investigating a permanent location for the games where new infrastructure doesn’t need to be built, then left to rot every 4 years.

There’s plenty of people in the comments with larger breasts endorsing this trend. Maybe some us don’t need our tits strapped to our bodies or formed into perfect globe shapes.

I hope I’m rich enough to afford an invisible chair someday.

I need that shit for the bottom of my feet so I can pick at the polymer instead. Could they make a pull-and-peel version?

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

“The tremors and temporary blindness were a little disconcerting, but all in all 8/10.”

I NEVER get bad period cramps, but one day, as I cheerfully concocted a smoothie for breakfast, the most dire pain of my life hit me. I have never been in labor, but if it is worse than this pain was, I will never risk unprotected sex again (probably shouldn’t anyway). I immediately fainted. This is not suuuper…