You still never know what can happen! My grandparents tried for six years to have kids without any luck, then, just as they were about to adopt a little girl, my grandma got pregnant. That ended up being the first of six children!

I NEVER get bad period cramps, but one day, as I cheerfully concocted a smoothie for breakfast, the most dire pain of my life hit me. I have never been in labor, but if it is worse than this pain was, I will never risk unprotected sex again (probably shouldn’t anyway). I immediately fainted. This is not suuuper…