I actually like when people include “in my opinion,” because it makes it clear whether the person you are talking to feels that the topic is one of a subjective nature, or whether they feel like they are making an immutable statement of fact.

I feel the same way about the “Trump wants to sleep with his daughter” stuff. I can’t deny that their dynamic is creepy as fuck, and she’s complicit as shit in all of his horribleness, but the jokes squick me out because oh my god, what if she was abused and now gets to watch people make fucking JOKES about her abuse…

The bottom left hand picture.. Victoria Justice looks ready to turn around and deck him.

Nope. Being facetious, is all.

(1986, but thanks anyway)

Unfortunately I don’t think that will happen.. unless they, for some reason, have to travel to St. Louis (Where Superstore’s Cloud 9 is located) or one of the Superstore employees gets transferred.

Okkkkay. I stand corrected. I just remember being taught years ago that the two major no-no’s were eating while reading, and dog-earing pages.

Dish Loofah made me crack up.

I recently gave my daughter a driving lesson, in spite both of our belief that it would basically be a re-creation of this scene.

Frickin’ Gene. I love him so much.

Weight Watchers is above all, a corporation. They are a business whose number one goal is profits.

Whenever I think of mindful eating I think of that line from Ratatouille.. “I don’t like food, I love it. And if I don’t love it, I don’t swallow.”

I was a slow eater to begin with, but after having a colectomy I have to eat slower, as my food isn’t digested as easily.

This sounds like it would be good. Myself, I already like to put raspberry jam on bacon, so....

I can attest to mashed potatoes on hot dogs, and I can totally see cream cheese and honey on toast being a thing.

I thought a dowry was when the parents paid someone to marry their daughter.

Bad childhood I guess.

No. I’m Canadian as well, I had never heard of this before today.

I love the hell out of Buffalo Ranch Pringles.

Salt and vinegar is the only old-school chip flavours I can’t abide by.