I’d say that either party, if the other has been drinking, have a greater responsibility to ensure absolute consent and if they are not 100% sure the other one is totally cool with it (as may actually be the case with a married couple) to BACK THE EFF OFF.

There is literally zilch wrong with saying “Hey, I’m…

Same. My local grocery store plays great music if you go after say 7:30pm. I sing. I dance. I don’t care. My children do, but hey, they’re allowed to pretend they don’t know me.

This is my current car jam

Quebec. Figures.

Don’t most people have turkey at Christmas? (I dunno, maybe we just have more of a turkey-buffer between holidays here).

Thank god, I was worried she was trying to defend or justify GOOP.

I have been in love with him and the Tragically Hip since I was 12 years old (so, yeah, roughly Fully Completely era). I want to put on Phantom Power but I will start crying at my desk (it’s been a shit day all around, this is the cherry on top, losing one of my greatest heroes).

That’s a pretty common reaction for most people outside of Canada, honestly. North of the 49th, however, music fans are in mourning.

Gord Downie died today and I am gutted.

They liked when their male artists did it.

I got a similar response when an old guy in our local legion went in for a cheek kiss and shoved his tongue in my mouth at the last second. My sister tore a strip off the guy, and I made it clear I was less than happy about it. We both got told we were too hard on him because he was ‘from a different generation’. Fuck…

I thought it was something you said when your six-year-old comes home with skinned knees and a new ‘pet’ frog in his pocket.

Guys do shit like that and when we complain they go “SHEESH ITS LIKE YOU CAN’T EVEN *TALK* TO WOMEN ANYMORE”

No, I hear you and I completely concur.

No. You’re not. I feel like 2020 is going to come around and he’s just going to be like “Uhm, yeah, I’m staying.” and Congress will go “Oh, I guess he’s staying?”

Sure. I wouldn’t lead you wrong.

Dustin Milligan played Tom Cummings on X Company and currently plays Ted on Schitts Creek and is also on Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. He’s ridiculously hot, and his Instagram is delightfully weird. The man is a treasure.

OMG HOW DID I FORGET THAT!!! For the longest time THAT line was my “OMG you HAVE to watch this show” example.

my favorite episode is the halloween episode where the whole family (plus mort and teddy) work together to scare Louise. Her reaction when she realizes she’s been had is priceless. It’s the sweetest thing.

Even on M*A*S*H* they turned the laugh track off when they were in surgery.