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It doesn’t benefit those of us without children who just have flabby, stretch-marked, cellulite covered bodies. In fact it seems to imply that we should feel even more ashamed that we didn’t “earn” the right to have a body like that because we didn’t have babies.

I only read the intro and bullet points of Barf Bag and I scroll so fast past the tweets — does anybody else do that? 

I’ve yet to see any evidence that Fallon has stopped his desperate, pathetic attempts to get everyone to like him.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

As a Maine resident, I can say it’s been a painful and frustrating time, constantly calling and emailing and feeling ignored by someone who until now really seemed to be able to genuinely listen to both sides. 

Heh. People are pretty (justifiably) mean to Ivanka even though she’s still young and attractive. Can you imagine how ruthless it’ll get when she’s old and can’t hide behind her Becky face anymore?  Oh, it’s gonna be loud.  If she’s smart, she’ll have retired from public life by then.

What I hate even more is "As a mom...."

Was glad that your article said “Arizona woman Hilde Hall” and not “Arizona Trans-woman Hilde Hall”

Law students who spend their summers working as research assistants for professors do so because they need to pad their resumes but they couldn’t land real summer jobs with firms or government agencies. I wonder if she didn’t really have a good first year, or if people won’t hire her because of her father.

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

I fucking hate Jimmy Fallon but shit, that was a semi decent response from a genuine dungbeetle.

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

Oh gosh. Seriously, if I were Becca my first questions out of the limo to each dude would be “Do you hate Trump? Do you support Black Lives Matter? Rights for LGBTQ+?” If the answer was no to any of the three then boy bye.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

I will never forget or forgive the people that elected this baboon’s ass.

My mom kept her name, and my dad was fine with it. (He did put his foot down when she floated the idea of giving me and my sister her last name. My dad is fairly progressive, but does have limits). My uncles (on dad’s side) were mad about it though.

I despise Mrs. I work in a field where a lot of people have advanced degrees. I am Dr. I accept Ms. If you address me as Mrs, your email goes straight to spam.

Plus, what about all the banks I DIDN’T rob?

The consensus is that while his behavior was clearly wrong it was not at the level of a Harvey Weinstein, James Toback or Bill Cosby.