So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

When Michelle calls him “their candidate” she also reinforces the fact that DT did not somehow just show up from outer space, that he is at the top of the Republican Party, so no matter how much any other Republican candidate disavows Trump the party voters certainly didn’t.

I don’t know if she does it in every speech, but I love that Michelle does not even deign to mention Trump’s name when she speaks. He’s so contemptible, she refuses to acknowledge him beyond the label “their candidate.” Exquisite.

Her husband’s going to be sitting on the White House lawn, playing Duck, Duck, Goose with the grandkids; WHO CARES IF HE DISAGREES WITH HER, DONALD?

Her social media team is awesome. And quick.

it just makes me love her so much. don’t get me wrong, I don’t support her politically 100%—more like 85%—but as a person, I fucking love her. How she’s getting through all this, I don’t know. She’s tough as nails.

What do you think it is like to be President and know you aren’t even the most bad ass person in your marriage? (No offense to Barack! But, you know, MICHELLE!!!!)

I’m gleefully enjoying the implosion of the G.O.P.

Lawyer here and can confirm that there is NOTHING like the feeling of delivering a delicious letter. This one tops the list.

He’s doing a perfect Trump asshole pucker with his lips.

I just wanted to post this picture of my dad after he let me brush his hair to look like Donald Trump. Don’t worry he hates Trump but I wouldn’t cut his hair for him unless he let me do this first.

Yep. I was seriously worried a couple weeks ago when her lead dropped to like 1-2 points, but I’m back to my original state, which was “Giddy at GOP implosion, but with a palpable feeling of dread always lurking in the background like Trump over Hillary’s shoulder.”

“That’s mic wasn’t hot. Total butterface. Soft 6 at best.
Maybe if I was drunk.”
- Billy Bush

Bush.

It was Sam Bee that called her that, although I would like to think Sam Bee would be a Jezzie.

He signs his name “Donna Karan”?

She DOES THE FUCKING HOMEWORK. Excelsior!!

but the people who would rejoice at that are already supporting him, so his numbers wouldn’t go up. all that’d do is he’d lose a few more of the deranged, wildly self-deluded people out there who still believe he’d ‘be the best for women, really, so great, i have so much respect for women, you won’t believe it’

This is the debate he actually, sincerely loses it, right? Like, the one where he finally drops the much anticipated C-bomb at Clinton for daring to not yield to his 12-year-old tantrum-interruptions, then storms off stage because the people in the crowd asking him real, honest questions are “not being very nice and…

I’m just waiting for Ivanka to switch over to Clinton. I’m also looking forward to 2020 when Cruz’s daughters openly campaign against their father.