I’m not sure Pantone gets to be the arbiter on this. They may be recognized as the authority on color, but they have 12 colors with mauve in the name and none are just straight-up “mauve.”

When you havent had sex with another person in years, then you can complain. For now a dusting of the cobwebs from my privates will do till it mummifies.

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.

Your’e supposed to go out an acquire another spouse of the appropriate gender post-haste least your children grow up to be homosexuals, drive electric cars, or vote democratic.

Wait... if the older guy was convicted at 23, was he still a teenager himself when he committed the statutory rape? And isn’t 16 legal? Or is that only for straight people?

This is my cat. She looks like a stuffed animal. She loves boxes more than anything in the world.

Best thing I ever bought my cat was a cardboard tank. She loves it because it’s essentially just a box, and I get to enjoy watching her dumb little face pop out of it.

I have a ramen box on my living room floor that I literally CANNOT throw out, or the cat will become entirely despondent. Nor can I put a cushion or blanket in the box for her to make it a little more comfortable. NO. It’s the rigid, empty box or NOTHING.

Whatever you were going for with the tone and voice of this article did not work.

I remember refusing to shower in the open prison style shower in high school and getting a 0 each time. The gym teacher would stand at the door opening check off if you showered. I hated this woman and she tried to guilt my mom about my zeroes for not showering. My mom told her it’s not her(the teachers ) job to make…

I officially have the world’s worst Jack. She’s the best dog I’ve ever had but she just can’t Jack Russell. She just lays on the couch all day. When we go to the dog park, she just lays in the shade all day. She was rescued from a puppy mill, but she’s determined to live out the last half of her life as a dog of…

I’m at this point where I don’t care what happens to this guy, but I feel like a life penalty, locked up and isolated until he dies naturally, thinking about all the things he didn’t get to do, is a much bigger and appropriate punishment.

I miss the days of waking up and there already being he's articles! Now I'm on the east coast and have to wait. Grrrr. And they keep posting after I go to sleep because I'm an old woman.

This is a great observation.

Before he died, my father suffered from dementia. He used to talk like this all the time.

Exactly the right attitude for signing your kid up for ANY activity.

lol i loved it. this mom seemed so legit. she was like lol idk she likes it so why not?

This sounds... surprisingly reasonable and not exploitive at all. I mean, the kid seems to have fun with it, the mother isn’t forcing her or going full on stage mom and they’re putting her earnings into an account for college. I mean, I almost feel bad for being pleasantly surprised.

I actually kind of like the dress and really dislike the hair/headband.