yet, they’re going to ignore that he was *illegally* giving his 14 yr old driving lessons, and then takes it upon himself to arrest someone?

I just read an article about hedgehogs taking over the Hebrides, and I was proud of how much I knew already about hedgehogs on the Hebrides from the Decoy Bride.

I like that everyone in it is willing to play along with the insane plot. With literally any other cast, it would be a disaster, but with the bunch they got, it’s inexplicably charming and hilarious.

Oh my god I LOVE the Decoy Bride!

In the vast field of dumb rom coms, it’s in my top ten. Number one is the Decoy Bride. If it’s a movie set in a green rocky place with a good-looking man I can’t resist.

“”You don’t just have to be, or have, a camel to enjoy it. There is award money for best poem (presumably about camels) and for best “abstract painting of a camel.” “

Some pretend to have superpowers!

Has Trump invited himself backstage, in the dressing rooms for this pageant?

I sing this to my dog frequently to make her feel better about the lumps that some canine Ladies Of A Particular Age get. She’s really embarrassed about them, so I have to tell her she’s beautiful all the time to reassure her.

They are all beautiful, so everybody better win.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

Take your star and go

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

If you want to get REALLY annoyed, free seed packets sent out by Sierra Club last year had almost exactly the same mix of seeds as part of a fundraiser. I got two of them. A group I belong to (the San Diego chapter of the California Native Plant Society) complained to the national Sierra Club and got blown off by a…

Mind you- how awesome would a flaming crown look? No one else at the festival has worn a flaming crown yet. Peak hipster!

“What do you mean it’s upside down? It looks fine to me. MAYBE YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT??”

Or you know, a totally different reward not based on clothing size? If you feel you can’t feasibly buy it, THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE.

I keep telling my son our ticket is we need to invent some stupid app that nobody can live without and sell it before the next bubble burst.

True. I look back at a couple of places I worked earlier on in my career and I don’t know if it was age or fear or both, but there were several times I should have just marched right into HR. In the field I was in, people openly talked about the shit that went down, so there would have been plenty of witnesses. For…