!! I will never understand why people bring their shit into their work life.. I mean, I have to assume they’re not working with a full deck anyway, but that should be basic knowledge for anyone with half a functioning brain. And how do people that stupid become VPs?

Haha, I totally bought a $99 Modcloth dress, and that was actually the most expensive thing I bought for my wedding. Wait, I lied... I found a local girl on CL for photos (who was awesome) and for 1 hour and a cd with edited photos, she asked for $100..

I ate Milkbones.. They won't hurt him.

Relieved, I went back to the kitchen where I was told by the chef that that piece of pie was covered in whipped BUTTER, not whipped cream. He had used the wrong pastry bag. Whoops.

best. thread. ever.

my friend had kirsten and her friend had samantha. i had... nobody. *sniff*

I read this as “daily caramel-fap” and I thought, “yeah, that’s probably right for her.”

I thought she kept saying “caught up in my tea.” Like she’s at home nursing a mug of sleepytime, thinking shit over. Ima start using this phrase.

I’ve had a crush on Liv Tyler for years (I mean, who wouldn’t, she’s freaking gorgeous and lovely), but I’ve never thought that makes me cool, or bi, or that I needed to define it... I’m just straight, except for one person whose boobies I would put my face between, and maybe more. </thought process>

My mom tells me my grandma got groped on the subway one time and she stuck a hat pin in the dude’s hand. Used to carry it just for that purpose. Go g-ma!

This. At first I thought was just watching a video of a dumbass, but when I saw her crying I genuinely felt bad for her, and like a scuzzbucket for watching her be shamed.

Your mom sounds amazing.

Omg, human gyroscope! I drove home from the cake lady’s house with my mom in the passenger seat holding the box and it was SO INTENSE!

This reminds me that I’ve got 1st year anniversary unfrozen wedding cake in the fridge leftover from yesterday... Gonna get that Tupperware and dig in while I read this one!

This is good to hear; I'm looking to do a few extra payments with them.

I also don’t understand what “any interest accrued to date” means.. Does that mean I have to pay off ALL my (calculated years of) interest before they start letting me pay in principle?

Thank you for this.. I was looking into doing this with Nelnet, but can't seem to get a straight answer.

I just wanted to say that I really appreciate the discourse in this thread. As a white girl, I try really hard to check my privilege and listen and learn instead of speak, and there were some really outstanding and enlightening words in here that I think more of us could stand to read. (if I didn’t star you it’s…

Right? I mean, if I get pregnant I’m not even going to wait for a clinic appointment.. I’ll just unbend a coat hanger and get it done right in my bathroom, stat.

Hmmm.. I always saw it as he was done with her drama and found himself a more stable chick... and she regrets that it cost her, but she’s kind of fucked up and just can’t help herself.