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Of course you’re right, but it also reminded me of The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

“Swearing or sex scenes don’t excite me because they don’t have emotional content.”

a cheese sandwhich could do a better accent than van dyke did in that movie.

I didn’t want to watch until I saw the (R) next to her name and now that I did, good lord that was gross!

True Roman bread for true Romans!

Ok, I know I’m a WDW nerd but there is no way tigers would end up in the MK after the apocalypse.

Rufi...NO.

niall is the blond one: he’s from ireland, he consistently gives 0 fucks about anything, and is a delight who never gives me a heart attack. he plays guitar for them as well. like, during shows and on the records. he’s a talented guitarist.

The thought that went through my head:

Disney Anchor Babies.

You’re crazy. HR can be fantastic. I’ve saved and earned thousands of dollars more than I would have if it weren’t for the help of HR people who explained how our benefits, investment plans and healthcare options worked, and then helped me make the right decisions.

Frankly, the most shocking thing GRRM can do at this point is "JUST THIS ONCE ROSE, JUST THIS ONCE, EVERYBODY LIVES!"

How do you buy it? Their website is pretty bare of any useful information.

All sitcoms with laugh tracks are LAME. End of story.

Do you think when the cameras go off he explodes in fits of moody, cataclysmic depression? Do you think he sits around listening to Smiths' records, crying about the infinite futility of existence? Or maybe he just turns back into his real form—a pink, fluffy cloud made up of collective universal joy?

Hi, I'm Turbotastic and this is This Internet Life.

And Sirocco wants to shag your head.

His smile can melt iceburgs. He is the cause of global warming. In. My. Pantalones.