aaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa its good to be an Atheist. Not that I ever read the Bible as a scifi book.

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, NATURE BOY?

Yeah, that’s why I said there were two separate injuries being reported.

The article says he hurt his hand; the tweet says he hurt his head. Hmm.

I would say that any natural born American citizen is eligible to run. Qualified demonstrates a skill set. I’m eligible, but definitely not qualified to run for President. My geography background is based on whatever I learned in high school, I’m not a great public speaker, don't have any military experience and I…

ANYONE who is an American citizen with the right to vote is QUALIFIED.

No one would EVER say that a man who was a lawyer, Senator, and Secretary of State was not qualified to be President. It’s especially absurd coming from a man whose claim to fame is wasting his daddy’s money, going bankrupt, and driving Atlantic City into the ground.

Amen. I don’t agree with some of what she stands for, but by GAWD she is more qualified than that orange toad.

Yup, that was my favorite part, when he said she had “nothing else going on.” I laughed so hazard I thought I was going to die.

It’s not what did he do for “women,” it’s what did he do for “the women,” as in “The women love me.” and “The women vote for me.”

Yet without “the Schlong Card” she doesn’t count as 100% human to the dimwitted GOP.

does it count if it’s the card in the starbucks app? I feel like Hillary’s the type to be AMAZED by that technology and want to use it everywhere.

“he lied about his age to come to Canada to study and find work to support his mother and siblings back in South Sudan” Replace “Canada” with “United States” and “South Sudan” with “Denmark” and you have my great grandfather. So, obviously this kind of subversive crap must be stopped.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

I am going to bookmark this to link to next time someone theorizes that Trump is suffering from some sort of dementia, rather than having always been a racist, selfish buffoon.

Trump’s Hancock (actual size)

don’t pay attention its TomatoFace

I have jury duty for Mont Co coming up, and my friends at work are joking that I’m going to get picked for the Cosby trial.

It’s mind boggling that he was first accused OVER HALF A CENTURY AGO. Meanwhile people are locked up for years for stupid shit like smoking reefer.

People lash out when they’re scared. And we’re all scared of living in a world without Prince.