Ha ha great minds!

I’m in, but we all have to come in Carlos Danger costumes.

Carloads

Is fucking yourself constantly a feature of sex addiction?

Erection

I wish it was called Weiner Gone Wild.

So this movie would be “Wag the Hot Dog?”

There is a lot to unpack here.

Sorry to hear they are so dense. Can you imagine how they would bellow and whine if any law was proposed on what they could do with their dicks?

If this scandal ends up with Taylor and Jay-Z having had a fling...that actually *will* break the Internet.

You know I kept seeing all of these references to the nectar that is lemonade and then I see the name Rachel Roy . . . who I kept seeing as Rachel Ray . . . . Then I see someone complain about Gawker not covering Lemonade instead of one of the Koch brothers and I then discover the other Rachel Roy article (who I have…

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Wow a lot of these responses are insane. I don’t understand why people are going in on her and not Jay Z (unless he’s also getting major criticism that I’m not seeing). He’s the one who seems to have cheated on his wife for Christ’s sake!

And ignoring the fact that even if it was true, maybe you should blame Jay-Z for being a whore and a cheater?

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

At first I read Racheal Ray and was like, wut?

This is literally all I’ve been able to think of throughout this entire thing.

Also as a side note I feel like the word *drama* gets used in a really gendered way, specifically as dismissive of women’s voices, feelings, experiences.