Right? I don’t get her, hell Kim K. dresses better than her, I shudder when I wrote that. But seriously, that hairstyle is awful and she honestly looks like she could out bitch the devil. I don’t know why I have this unnatural dislike for her, since I honestly do not care about high fashion and don’t read Vogue.

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is…

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

THANK YOU. I hate “plain vanilla” as an insult. It’s the best flavor!

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

Haaaate the interview segment.

The first embellishment has to do with being a “fellow” at conservative think tank the Hudson Institute—according to the institute’s director of public affairs, he was only an intern and then a contract research assistant for a senior fellow.

“So, ideasleepfuriously, I hear that you have an interesting hobby.”

Holy moly, do I HATE the interviews on Jeopardy. I was telling my wife the other day about my fantasy of how that would go down if I was ever on the show:

I’m laughing but also sighing. :(

Hey, there was a Papadopoulous there. So, truthiness.

If you encounter a man in the wild, make yourself appear larger- open your jacket, raise your arms, throw stones, branches, etc., without turning away. Wave raised arms slowly, and speak slowly, firmly, loudly to communicate that you are not prey and may actually be a danger to it.

Wait, that one's for panthers. But…

I’m just sorry his mother didn’t avoid all penii. Fuck this douchebro so hard with a chainsaw.

That comes right after, “Women shouldn’t go to college anyway.”

Right, because there’s no use in teaching those same frat bros that what they’re doing is wrong. Instead we should make the onus totally on women not to get raped and leave the frat bros alone so they continue their behavior. /s

His next advice - Just don’t be a woman.

“Don’t go to parties where there’s a lot of alcohol.”

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.